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Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States
Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States
Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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