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blackphoenix0010
  • Town/Country : Surrey, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 20
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About blackphoenix0010 : Not much to tell really......
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I love watching TV and movies, and with most my age I like Super Hero movies. Favorites are Young Justice, Spectacular Spiderman, TBBT, and Breaking Bad. And yes, I've watched MLP, and unfortunately it is just terribly written.

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Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (2484)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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