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About blackphoenix0010 : Not much to tell really......
I love watching TV and movies, and with most my age I like Super Hero movies. Favorites are Young Justice, Spectacular Spiderman, TBBT, and Breaking Bad. And yes, I've watched MLP, and unfortunately it is just terribly written.
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