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  • Town/Country : Madison WI
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1978 (35 years)
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Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23388) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28105) - you deserved it (14933)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)



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