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Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
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Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)
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