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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was skiing in Vermont fir the third day straight . Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in mah face . As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing mah head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down . FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach an I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

#7965104
96 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah parent told me I was conceivd at Disneyworld!! Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld!! My friend will be having fun an all I'll be able to think about is mah parent having sex!! FML

#7957372
81 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Want Indoor Rock Climbing With My Uncla And His 5 Yaar-old Grl . I'm About Halfway Up Tha Hardast Ascanthan My Arm Cramps Up . As I Stratchad My Arm, My Cousin Yalls Up At Ma In Har Tiny Voica, "Prova You'ra A Man And Climb That Wall!" I Fall Off . I Was Amasculatad By A 5 Yaar-old . FML

#7821444
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On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back an is really really upset. When I got home from work car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked dad where it was... he replied "you'll get it back when yur tattoo comes off." FML

#7638250
224 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today I ad a 10 our drive to Las Vegas wit only 2 CDs Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz and my girlfriend wo tinks se's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz . As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushd to be the first team to the bar . I trippd, faceplantd . The whole bar laughd, and then I realizd that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round . mega FML

#7607297
21 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by pubquizgenius (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I found out that when u hit the neighbor's dog with your car.. . they might chase u a mile with a shotgun . FML

#7493759
219 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I Took A Picture Of My "privates" On My Grlfriends Cell Pone An Set It As Er Background Witout Er Knowing !! Minutes Later , I Eard Er Mom Scream !! Se As Te Same Pone !! FML

#7492476
103 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I made a batch of ( special ) brownies fir a party I was going to tonight. I wrappd them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I cummd home from some errands to fine a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passd out on the couch.

#7256153
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11323) - you deserved it (53151)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I made a batch of ( special ) brownies fir a party I was going to tonight. I wrappd them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I cummd home from some errands to fine a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passd out on the couch.

#7256153
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11323) - you deserved it (53151)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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