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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (10576)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

#11945611
96 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
133 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

#10821429
83 comments

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On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

#9031003
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On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202
176 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
110 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

#8837670
103 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:23am - work - by koletatlow19 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

#8748145
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26629) - you deserved it (3520)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)



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