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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3230
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (5889)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23187) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

#13060775
132 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
253 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
161 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML

#12851581
77 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:08am - misc - by blinkanimgone - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

#12842541
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23534) - you deserved it (2822)

On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
243 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
150 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
118 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (14009)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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