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birdman19

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4791
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 2:39am

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Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

by im_a_mocker / 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

by ottawaaa / 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

by raybandy / 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

by greg76 / 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm / Transportation