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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3695
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Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

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On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought fir $2. The manho won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. fat FML

#14175657
131 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lerened that wat happen in Vegas doesn't alway stay in Vegas!! This include mah one night stand who turned up outside mah front door with a suitcase in her hand!! FML

#14140366
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On 12/09/2010 at 7:31am - intimacy - by NeverDrinkingAgain - Canada

Today, while driving home with mah boyfriend, we startd discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
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On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I 4get to unplug the cord and shocked myself , I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
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On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I r divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

#14024003
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On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punchd by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WALKD OUT OF THE BATHROOM, INFORMD ME HE'D ACCIDENTALLY PED ON THE FLOOR, AND TOLD ME I COULD CLEAN IT UPHEN I GET A CHANCE. MEGA FML

#13939042
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On 11/22/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by anti-peecleaner (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, Whila Babysitting, I Brought Ovar Soma Colouring-in Shaats As An Activity . I Said That I Should Bring Soma Christmas-thamad Onas Fir Naxt Tima . Tha Littla Girl Than Turnad To Ma An Said ( If Thara Is A Naxt Tima . ) I'va Baan Put On Probation By An 8-yaar-old . FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 11:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up to fine that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whila working as a carhop at Sonic, mah rollar skatas ran ovar soma graval and I fall, causing ma to drop a tray of food!! I found out latar that ona of tha customars had dalibarataly dona that to saa if I would trip!! FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in house to steal, so they took cake. fat FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -



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