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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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birdfreak's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37114) - you deserved it (10101)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

#16201073
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30675) - you deserved it (8305)

On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33062) - you deserved it (14664)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4587)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13953) - you deserved it (42110)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6912) - you deserved it (70944)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (3293)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (11904)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14211) - you deserved it (84023)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (12189)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17791) - you deserved it (40287)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8823) - you deserved it (55354)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

#15991792
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (9656)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44851) - you deserved it (4800)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -



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