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About birdfreak : Let's see.....
I'm Texan born and raised.
I love the colors (specifically) orange, blue, and green, but I love all colors so actually I love the rainbow ^_^
I love the bands Of Mice & Men, Hands Like Houses, Crown the Empire, Pierce the Veil, Go Radio, Sleeping with Sirens, and My Chemical Romance .
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML
Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML