About birdfreak : Let's see.....
I'm Texan born and raised.
I love the colors (specifically) orange, blue, and green, but I love all colors so actually I love the rainbow ^_^
I love the bands Of Mice & Men, Hands Like Houses, Crown the Empire, Pierce the Veil, Go Radio, Sleeping with Sirens, and My Chemical Romance .
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 10:59pm - misc - by sos (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 9:19pm - kids - by yingyang2 - United States
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -
Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts, I said "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada
Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 9:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)
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