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Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage . When I got home, I found the tree had fallen an taken out the roof while I was shopping . FML

#4525177
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41694) - you deserved it (7448)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I finally told mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

#4465464
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64533) - you deserved it (9401)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found what I assumd was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opend it, I was greetd by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. mega FML

#4332975
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50106) - you deserved it (4473)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Taday it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really intohen I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't brdwatching. FML

#4326549
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20471) - you deserved it (42719)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was andling corrosive cemicals wen I accidentally spilld a beaker of Hydrocloric Acid on myself. I ad to strip nakd an use te emergency sower wit ma boss an ma ot coworker watcing. Te worst part was wen I realizd ma coworker was lauging at te size of ma penis. FML

#4256639
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53915) - you deserved it (6537)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today I Was At Home My Mom Came And Saw Me Holding Wat She Thought Was A Glass Of Beer. She Took The Glass Threw It And Slapped Me Fir Drinking It. I Was Drinking Apple Juice. FML

#4228843
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54890) - you deserved it (2876)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by kashish0711 (man) - India (Chandigarh)

Taday I went to a huge rock concert . While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passd out due to the heat . I regaind consciousness to hear about a hundrd people yelling and trying to help me . My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them . FML

#4193534
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42702) - you deserved it (3216)

On 07/31/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by passedoutpolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's mah first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline ticket fir an expensive weekend break fir two in Berlin. He got looool me a toilet roll. FML

#4175008
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40664) - you deserved it (4458)

On 07/31/2009 at 3:03am - love - by Andrexwife (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, While Spray Painting A Rocking Horse Fir Mah Kids I Left The Can Outside In The Sun. When I Pickd It Up It Was Hot To The Touch An I Droppd It. It Explodd On Impact An Now I Am More Blue Than The Rocking Horse. FML

#4083142
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37471) - you deserved it (19848)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by usafprog (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

#4035299
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14046) - you deserved it (33743)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Walking Around In A Park When I Pass Some Kids Playing Soccer. One Of Them Kicks The Ball As Hard As He Could At Me. Luckily I Catch The Ball. Then I Drop Kick The Ball, Intending To Say "go Get It." Instead It Ricochets Of A Nearby Tree And Hits Mah Face. FML

#4028166
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16889) - you deserved it (42330)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see wat she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

#4026521
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8162) - you deserved it (80053)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)



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