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About birdfreak : Let's see.....
I'm Texan born and raised.
I love the colors (specifically) orange, blue, and green, but I love all colors so actually I love the rainbow ^_^
I love the bands Of Mice & Men, Hands Like Houses, Crown the Empire, Pierce the Veil, Go Radio, Sleeping with Sirens, and My Chemical Romance .
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway thorough, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML