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I'm Texan born and raised.
I love the colors (specifically) orange, blue, and green, but I love all colors so actually I love the rainbow ^_^
I love the bands Of Mice & Men, Hands Like Houses, Crown the Empire, Pierce the Veil, Go Radio, Sleeping with Sirens, and My Chemical Romance .
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway thorough, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by anon80214 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)
Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 7:58am - kids - by Bad Parent -
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
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