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About biloxi_girl : Ugh I never know what to say here...I love music, movies, and books. If you want to know anything else just ask. 💋
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Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
Friday 28 November 2014