Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (yesterday at 3:32am) | Search for a member
About biloxi_girl : Ugh I never know what to say here...I love music, movies, and books. If you want to know anything else just ask. 💋
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
Monday 5 October 2015