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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1988 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About biloxi_girl : Ugh I never know what to say here...I love music, movies, and books. If you want to know anything else just ask. 💋

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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biloxi_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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