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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 554
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About biloxi_girl : Ugh I never know what to say here...I love music, movies, and books. If you want to know anything else just ask. 💋

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Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML


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