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bigred002
  • Town/Country : RC, Denial
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bigred002 : Hi curious people. I get paid by the gooberment to blow stuff up for a living, so beware.... ;)

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Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (4035)

On 03/24/2013 at 11:56am - kids - by Gixie (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (3096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12775) - you deserved it (5283)

On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16360) - you deserved it (2623)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (2242)

On 06/10/2009 at 12:13am - love - by puzzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (525765) - you deserved it (37850)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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