About biggestfan23 : Hello everybody. I'm currently in college and loving it. I'm majoring in computer science which I'm starting to find very interesting but extremely difficult. I love basketball and partying but most importantly I love being with family. I like this site because most people tend not to take themselves too seriously and it's a good way to waste time at work
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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)
Monday 17 June 2013
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