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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3904
  • Number of comments : 809
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bigbadtim : Meh

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Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43467) - you deserved it (20355)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33394) - you deserved it (7350)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)



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