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bigbadtim
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1980 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 2808
  • Number of comments : 809
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26762) - you deserved it (2351)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (14883)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23939) - you deserved it (5269)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)



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