About Bigbadtim
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Bigbadtim's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

By owowowow / Saturday 24 July 2010 01:30 / Canada

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

By Ameel - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:49 / Australia - Ballarat

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

By slickrick22 - / Monday 27 February 2012 02:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

By Yuuucky - / Monday 26 September 2011 16:58 / Canada

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

By MissArizona - / Monday 8 August 2011 14:12 / United States