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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1980 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3318
  • Number of comments : 809
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bigbadtim : Meh

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bigbadtim's favorite FMLs

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18631) - you deserved it (3381)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18631) - you deserved it (3381)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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169 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
141 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10385) - you deserved it (31997)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36519) - you deserved it (10288)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8503) - you deserved it (61197)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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231 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21036) - you deserved it (3823)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)



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