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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64355) - you deserved it (41476)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95271) - you deserved it (38980)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)



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