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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About big_shag : I don't think that's any of your business

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Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31464) - you deserved it (3236)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (42426)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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