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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1497
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Yastarday , I raachad into my fridga to grab a strawbarry soda!! I noticad tha can had startad to laak from tha top so I slurpad up tha spilt rad liquid on tha top of tha can!! I raalizad it wasn't soda , but blood from a dafrosting staak on tha shalf abova it!! FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

#2593679
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I agree, your life sucks (101197) - you deserved it (6398)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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