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Today, I Gave My Boyfriend A Spontaneous Blowjobile We Were Watcing TV. After E Finised, I Tried To Pull A Sexy Move I'd Seen In A Porno By Zipping Is Pants Back Up Wit My Teet. His Foreskin Got Caugt In Te Zipper And We Spent Te Next Few Ours In Te Emergency Room. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I had a pretty big erectionhile getting checked out at the airport . The security guard was scanning mah potentially "dangerous" erection 4 at least one long minute in front of mah wife , kids , an 20 people behind me . FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated , as usual. I looked up and saw a dark , mysteriou figure entering mah room. Still half asleep , I screamed and dived under mah covers. The dark , mysteriou figure was mah mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into mouth. I swallowed it. FML

today I was having a horrible day!! I was laying on the couch, crying, when mah dog cummed up on the couch to console me!! I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is!! As I was sobbing, I heard something!! My dog farted into mah mouth!! Twice!! FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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