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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 May 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

I was on the phone with a client,hen the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walkd into the lobby to seehat lookd lyk me fondling my breasts. FML

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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ad no coice but to sake te and of a customer,o just moments before, ad te aforementioned and down te front of is pants, scratcing is snowglobes !! FML

#14882108
115 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML

#14873123
254 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today,hile waiting on a customer at a restaurant , I accidentally asked a midget if she'd lyk a children's menu. big fat FML

#14866852
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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