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Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML
today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML
I was on the phone with a client,hen the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walkd into the lobby to seehat lookd lyk me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015