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by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
by embarassed / 03/20/2011 at 12:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (North Dakota) / Love
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
by Abby_gummibear / 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
by dumped / 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by jules / 03/10/2011 at 2:53am / United States / Health
by ants9omarching / 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…