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by Severus_Snape_ / 09/20/2015 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2015 at 11:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by EnglandRocks / 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Miscellaneous
by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by katnl21 / 11/08/2014 at 12:37pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Health
by wow / 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by heretoserve / 09/27/2014 at 12:22am / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
by you ripped them off ages ago / 08/17/2014 at 2:15am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
by poorman / 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
by stupid older sister / 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Geek
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by kendrox / 05/02/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids
- Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and… Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize… Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm…