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bethabear12
  • Town/Country : Spring, Texas
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

#21036142
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On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)

Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

#20740399
232 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
79 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML

#20735203
137 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

#20735100
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

#20733111
109 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
432 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

#20731650
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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

#20730822
108 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States



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