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  • Number of visits : 4112
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bestnameright : I'm too awesome to describe in so little space.... But I guess I'll try. First off, yes I'm ginger and a Jew. I don't really care if you make jokes about it as long as they're not too serious and they're funny... On that note my favorite Jew joke is: why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish woman like everything 20% off! My favorite commenters on this site are: thesqueaky chipmunk (all time favorite), DocBastard, and Perdix. My profile picture is a painting of some presidents in a mural in DC where I live.

You can message me but you probably get a response because I mainly use the app (well now you'll always get a response since the app has messaging :). I don't mind some bad spelling and grammar but if it's really bad or we're having a comment war you're going to get called out. Hasn't this gone on for too long?

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Yesterday I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited I showed mah dad. He then looked at me smirked an said "Just lyk everything else you have it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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154 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Yesterday I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited I showed mah dad. He then looked at me smirked an said "Just lyk everything else you have it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
154 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (9015)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

2day I was grounded fir not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor looool phone calls... make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40858) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
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I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today , I accidentally walked in on my roommatehile she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend wat had happened , because , "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder an has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
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On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)



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