About Bestnameright
I'm too awesome to describe in so little space.... But I guess I'll try. First off, yes I'm ginger and a Jew. I don't really care if you make jokes about it as long as they're not too serious and they're funny... On that note my favorite Jew joke is: why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish woman like everything 20% off! My favorite commenters on this site are: thesqueaky chipmunk (all time favorite), DocBastard, and Perdix. My profile picture is a painting of some presidents in a mural in DC where I live. You can message me but you probably get a response because I mainly use the app (well now you'll always get a response since the app has messaging :). I don't mind some bad spelling and grammar but if it's really bad or we're having a comment war you're going to get called out. Hasn't this gone on for too long? PS Please moderate FMLs, it leads to more recent FMLs to coming out soon!
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  • I moderated this!

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    39%
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    421%
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    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The rules are the rules

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    66%
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bestnameright's favorite FMLs
By bestnameright / Monday 10 December 2012 03:53 / United States - Washington
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