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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4115
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bestnameright : I'm too awesome to describe in so little space.... But I guess I'll try. First off, yes I'm ginger and a Jew. I don't really care if you make jokes about it as long as they're not too serious and they're funny... On that note my favorite Jew joke is: why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish woman like everything 20% off! My favorite commenters on this site are: thesqueaky chipmunk (all time favorite), DocBastard, and Perdix. My profile picture is a painting of some presidents in a mural in DC where I live.

You can message me but you probably get a response because I mainly use the app (well now you'll always get a response since the app has messaging :). I don't mind some bad spelling and grammar but if it's really bad or we're having a comment war you're going to get called out. Hasn't this gone on for too long?

PS Please moderate FMLs, it leads to more recent FMLs to coming out soon!

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YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today... Mah Dad Took Me To The 'Super Butcher'. It's Basically A Warehouse Turnd Into A Giant... Walk-in Meat Freezer... Complete With Headless Pig Carcasses. I'm A Vegetarian. FML

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replid, "Children don't have sex like this," and startd making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30006) - you deserved it (10268)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . mah father decided that since I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend.. . he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls . The book is written by a 9-year-old kid . FML

#18154487
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28448) - you deserved it (6201)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (4015)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ad a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did tey apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair , he brought up how he wants to start a garden , an how a woman's monthly flow wierdly helps to make it grow. Then he askd me if I can save up my usd tampons fir him. big fat FML

#17724529
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37837) - you deserved it (2247)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that mah girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of mah cock . FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (10217)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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