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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2991
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bestnameright : I'm too awesome to describe in so little space.... But I guess I'll try. First off, yes I'm ginger and a Jew. I don't really care if you make jokes about it as long as they're not too serious and they're funny... On that note my favorite Jew joke is: why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish woman like everything 20% off! My favorite commenters on this site are: thesqueaky chipmunk (all time favorite), DocBastard, and Perdix. My profile picture is a painting of some presidents in a mural in DC where I live.

You can message me but you probably get a response because I mainly use the app (well now you'll always get a response since the app has messaging :). I don't mind some bad spelling and grammar but if it's really bad or we're having a comment war you're going to get called out. Hasn't this gone on for too long?

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Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (39982)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (9995)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

#18154487
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (6191)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62458) - you deserved it (4623)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32331) - you deserved it (4005)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (2754)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35979) - you deserved it (2135)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26852) - you deserved it (10023)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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