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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4109
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bestnameright : I'm too awesome to describe in so little space.... But I guess I'll try. First off, yes I'm ginger and a Jew. I don't really care if you make jokes about it as long as they're not too serious and they're funny... On that note my favorite Jew joke is: why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish woman like everything 20% off! My favorite commenters on this site are: thesqueaky chipmunk (all time favorite), DocBastard, and Perdix. My profile picture is a painting of some presidents in a mural in DC where I live.

You can message me but you probably get a response because I mainly use the app (well now you'll always get a response since the app has messaging :). I don't mind some bad spelling and grammar but if it's really bad or we're having a comment war you're going to get called out. Hasn't this gone on for too long?

PS Please moderate FMLs, it leads to more recent FMLs to coming out soon!

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Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He respondd with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

#672131
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (24213)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175761) - you deserved it (30510)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

#442796
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77557) - you deserved it (28514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68230) - you deserved it (8599)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a party an we were all playing Seven Minutes in looool Heaven. It was mah crush's turn to spin the bottle so mah heret started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then mah crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." mega FML

#198031
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109942) - you deserved it (7188)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw my ex-grlfriend across the street. I was walking with a grl whom I'd been hooking up with an wanted to make my ex-grlfriend jealous. I kissed her an she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16343) - you deserved it (90297)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my ex-grlfriend across the street. I was walking with a grl whom I'd been hooking up with an wanted to make my ex-grlfriend jealous. I kissed her an she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16343) - you deserved it (90297)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my ex-grlfriend across the street. I was walking with a grl whom I'd been hooking up with an wanted to make my ex-grlfriend jealous. I kissed her an she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16343) - you deserved it (90297)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was ( Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like... u have less of a chance of getting raped. ) FML

#33444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53181) - you deserved it (5732)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86932) - you deserved it (18181)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

YESTERDAY I GOT UP AT 5AM, BRUSHED MY TEETH, SHAVED AND SHOWERED TO GET READY 4 WORK ONLY TO STEP BAREFOOT IN A HUGE PILE OF DOG CRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR. I DON'T OWN A DOG. FML

#7193
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38791) - you deserved it (1904)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Yastarday.. . I found a guy gatting out of my car with my GPS . Ha startad running an I chasad him . Wa avantually raachad a daad and an ha gava it back to ma . I took it back from him an said.. . "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23868) - you deserved it (5811)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today,hilst reading all 15 pages of this site , my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder 4 translations , such as ( What is buttsex? ) , ( What is wanking? ) , and ( What means farted? ) FML

#513
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (5874)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the grl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63791) - you deserved it (8708)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

#34
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49344) - you deserved it (11694)

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