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besosforme

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  • Number of visits : 5760
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

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Visits<b>lexred</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:28am<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:48am<b>MM100</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:55pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:00pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:48pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:45am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:45pm<b>smathers44</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:15pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:45pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:26am<b>smackaroonial</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:13am<b>smithersmaster</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:49am<b>reapper9000</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 9:59am<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:00pm<b>Abhimanyu</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 1:52pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:19am

Fucked!<b>lexred</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:28pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:48pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:55am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:44pm<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Styk</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 12:42am<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 9:28pm<b>JDSini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:49am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 3:01pm<b>iiTzNeeNerz</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:17am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 12:36am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:07am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 12:35am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:39am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 7:52pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 12:50am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 10:24pm

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besosforme's favorite FMLs

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33569) - you deserved it (5109)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (4413)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

#12898898
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17289) - you deserved it (32566)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:02am - intimacy - by Lewis - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44587) - you deserved it (4781)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

#9134827
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10263) - you deserved it (38984)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (11196)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10663) - you deserved it (30255)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49618) - you deserved it (3357)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27938) - you deserved it (35669)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67174) - you deserved it (3409)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23699) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

#6883824
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27939) - you deserved it (5797)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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