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About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

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Today.. . four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy . Apparently.. . u can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing . FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (4859)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today , I walkd in te door an eard ma usband calling me to te bedroom . I got a little excitd , took ma clote off , an walkd into te bedroom . I forgot our mortgagor looool was inspecting our ouse today . FML

#12898898
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15946) - you deserved it (30091)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:02am - intimacy - by Lewis - Australia (South Australia)

Yesterday, my new girlfriend, with whom I have had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said ( This one is my favorite ) now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (4516)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Noticd A Cute Grl In The Checkout Lane At The Store . Feeling A Little Flrtatious, I Decidd To Blow A Bubble With My Gum To Get Her Attention . I Accidentally Shot The Gum Out Of My Mouth Onto The Guy Next To Me, Spitting All Over Myself In The Process . FML

#9134827
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (36873)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (28199)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today I have the flu food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquid pouring out of me from variou holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46645) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25509) - you deserved it (32566)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63244) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

My Boyfriend And I Were About To Have Sex. He Tried To Put It In Unerected. He Was Serious. FML

#7103723
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20947) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I DISCOVERD THAT MY BD HAS A FLEA INFESTATION. I DISCOVERD IT AFTER SLEEPING NAKD IN IT 4 ABOUT AN HOUR. FML

#6883824
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24801) - you deserved it (5381)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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