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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

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Today, My Boyfriend Had To Give Me An Enema. FML

#14700960
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20371) - you deserved it (3823)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad an astma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58306) - you deserved it (10611)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (3264)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"

#13912441
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (6604)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

TODAY, MAH WIFE AN I HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST ARGUMENTS WE'VE EVER HAD, WHICH RESULTED IN HER LEAVING, GOING TO HER PARENTS' HOUSE AN CALLING ME TWICE, SCREAMING AN SOBBING. THE ARGUMENT WAS OVER A SEVEN DOLLAR BOTTLE OF WINE. APPARENTLY, SHE WAS "SAVING IT FIR A SPECIAL OCCASION." FML

#13857335
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (4677)

On 11/15/2010 at 9:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I changed my phone number cuz my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (2561)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22457) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , I WAS WRITING MAH NARRATIVE ESSAY FOR MAH ENGLISH CLASS. WHEN I TURNED IT IN , I WAS REALLY PROUD OFHAT I THOUGHT I WROTE. EVIDENTLY FOR SOME PEOPLE LISTENING TO MUSICHILE WRITING ESSAYS IS A BAD THING. MY ESSAY WAS FILLED WITH LITTLE BITS OF ZZ TOP LYRICS. FML

#13784109
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7053) - you deserved it (31283)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)



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