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  • Number of visits : 5759
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

besosforme's page activity

Visits<b>lexred</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:28am<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:48am<b>MM100</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:55pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:00pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:48pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:45am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:45pm<b>smathers44</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:15pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:45pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:26am<b>smackaroonial</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:13am<b>smithersmaster</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:49am<b>reapper9000</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 9:59am<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:00pm<b>Abhimanyu</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 1:52pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:19am

Fucked!<b>lexred</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:28pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:48pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:55am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:44pm<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Styk</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 12:42am<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 9:28pm<b>JDSini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:49am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 3:01pm<b>iiTzNeeNerz</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:17am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 12:36am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:07am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 12:35am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:39am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 7:52pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 12:50am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 10:24pm

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besosforme's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34606) - you deserved it (5591)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43633) - you deserved it (5393)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (17441)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36718) - you deserved it (15778)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19588) - you deserved it (43639)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29937) - you deserved it (9018)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

#15309054
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (8094)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9269) - you deserved it (50927)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55143) - you deserved it (4063)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73547) - you deserved it (6772)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75306) - you deserved it (7138)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10444) - you deserved it (58328)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

#14702634
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26233) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

#14700960
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (4173)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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