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About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

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Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (4845)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27226) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28851) - you deserved it (8978) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32525) - you deserved it (5406)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (12623)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12340) - you deserved it (39855)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML


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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML


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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

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