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  • Number of visits : 3177
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About besosforme : Sad to say that most of the intelligent people on this site seem to have disappeared. =[I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, RedPillSucks, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads. I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =]Happy FML-ing!

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besosforme's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29330) - you deserved it (8923)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (4496)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

#18531545
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (5402)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (12609)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11820) - you deserved it (38829)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (5603)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

#18512301
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7135) - you deserved it (30922)

On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20853) - you deserved it (4964)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50452) - you deserved it (5489)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17802) - you deserved it (44992)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (3926)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29447) - you deserved it (2729)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29865) - you deserved it (3961)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

#18482470
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14692) - you deserved it (25091)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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