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  • Number of visits : 5047
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About besosforme : Most of my favorite people on this site seem to have disappeared in the last 5+ years. =[
I know that if the actual FMLs don't make me laugh, the commenters definitely will. My favorites (some no longer with us, sadly) are: pendatik, DocBastard, TheIrishJaneDoe, perdix, every1luvsboners, RedPillSucks, KaySL, and occasionally, Freeze. There are a few others, but these members never fail to make me laugh, or want to thank them for being the (only) voice of reason in the comment threads.
I may not always have perfect grammar because I'm usually accessing this website on my phone, so I guess I can't be a true Grammar Nazi- but I appreciate those who are. You can call me "besos" or "BFM", or anything along that avenue. Gracias =] Happy FML-ing!

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Fucked!<b>Dingodile</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:12pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:29pm<b>greaterdane</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:02am<b>xxjeramiahxx</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:00am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:28am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:15am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:32pm<b>Thenextguyover</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:05pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:56am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:45pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:07pm<b>sbarua219</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:31am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:08am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:16am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:32pm<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:03pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:44am

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besosforme's favorite FMLs

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81292) - you deserved it (5561)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149814) - you deserved it (11034)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99283) - you deserved it (21122)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89001) - you deserved it (234441)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37109) - you deserved it (267056)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (145757)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML

#2076709
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (87285)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by morningeyes (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (450211) - you deserved it (64515)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186789) - you deserved it (47465)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20004) - you deserved it (92716)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40957) - you deserved it (135564)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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