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bertiebass1
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16809) - you deserved it (21890)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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