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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

#20098094
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I agree, your life sucks (33966) - you deserved it (2351)

On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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