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bendereine
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 882
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80042) - you deserved it (9813)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38917) - you deserved it (3238)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62164) - you deserved it (16980)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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57 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16888) - you deserved it (14382)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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