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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

#14085005
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (5837)

On 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm - love - by Pita (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49721) - you deserved it (9421)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (5541)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (5541)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39688) - you deserved it (8311)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML

#8867961
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5670) - you deserved it (42394)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10932) - you deserved it (48071)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

#7256153
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10862) - you deserved it (52125)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8629) - you deserved it (47214)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30599) - you deserved it (7268)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38108) - you deserved it (9318)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML

#5306041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16968) - you deserved it (12777)

On 09/17/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by turnoff (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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