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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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bendereine's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35326) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38654) - you deserved it (7188)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130682) - you deserved it (7328)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33536) - you deserved it (5231)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9802) - you deserved it (24339)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (6027)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32326) - you deserved it (18159)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

#16262012
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8745) - you deserved it (23877)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20217) - you deserved it (60814)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

#15872147
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14171) - you deserved it (58806)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by EmDa (woman) - India

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34628) - you deserved it (48600)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18173) - you deserved it (82724)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36578) - you deserved it (12452)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24989) - you deserved it (6884) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24640) - you deserved it (6614)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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