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by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
by RYZILLAHitZ / 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML
by Mommy / 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by blahblah493 / 05/26/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Intimacy
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Ahlph / 05/20/2011 at 12:43am / Miscellaneous
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Health
by loneliness / 12/30/2010 at 12:48am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Pita / 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…