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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
bendereine's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by titoutou222 / 10/22/2011 at 8:40am / France / Kids
Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
by Awie / 10/20/2011 at 4:26am / Austria (Wien) / Love
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
- Today, I decided to prank my mum by putting lesbian porn on her phone. When she opened it, instead… Today, I was pissing liquid out of my rear for what seemed like an eternity. In the wrong bathroom.… Today, I am so far in the friendzone I realized I was giving advice to the girl of my dreams on how…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…