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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (6822)
On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17485) - you deserved it (11992) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (13022)
On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)
Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (4696)
On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9625) - you deserved it (56884)
On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2332)
On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (4895)
On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (4895)
On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (4895)
On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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