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Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version
Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -
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