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Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
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On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

#1615
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On 01/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by steveinnewsoh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
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On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
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On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)



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