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Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (2191)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23292) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15923) - you deserved it (29395)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

#1615
18 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by steveinnewsoh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
38 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
33 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
127 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
30 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
45 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (8562)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version



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