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Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by olivia_stealth (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Merdoc (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by a-non (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)
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