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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML
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On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
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Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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