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TADAY I WENT INTO A SHOP, NOT REALLY COMPLETELY AWAKE. TO GET TO THE UPPER FLOOR, I TOOK THE ESCALATOR... IN THE WRONG DRECTION. AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS (WHICH SEEMED LYK HOURS) TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE WRONG WAY, MAH BRAIN STARTED WORKING AND BY THAT TIME I ALREADY HAD A FEW AMUSED SPECTATORS WATCHING ME. FAT FML
Today, To Amuse Mah Grlfriend I Putted On Her Sexy Nightshrt And Go Out On The Balcony For A Smoke, Wriggling About In Front Of Her Window . She Laughs Until One Of Her Neighbors Shouts "HELLO!" From The Upper Floor, Grinning At The Show . FML
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly askd 4 the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter cummd back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at mah face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went lyk this. FML
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dises for sweeteart. I eard im arrive and sout as e went up te stairs, "It stinks of sit in ere! Have you been cooking?" I trew everyting in te bin. We can eat sandwices. FML
Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot an I'll have a cast for a month. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015