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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 September 1983 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 511
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Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22998) - you deserved it (3029)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19504) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (7921)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (3051)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
27 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (2012)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

#599
19 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

#593
31 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML

#586
17 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:23am - work - by Dope - United States (New York)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

#577
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (2969)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19340) - you deserved it (2350)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
42 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version



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