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Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24102) - you deserved it (3330)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (4106)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (4106)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9923) - you deserved it (48454)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9923) - you deserved it (48454)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

#11123342
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31128) - you deserved it (3479)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

#11017232
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (1901)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

#10586322
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4217) - you deserved it (37272)

On 05/17/2010 at 7:09am - misc - by Zapped - United States (New York)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35355) - you deserved it (7089)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8851) - you deserved it (22431)

On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (5524)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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