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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15186) - you deserved it (219057)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45838) - you deserved it (3744)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42876) - you deserved it (3493)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15399) - you deserved it (56450)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
268 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

#16277369
87 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
511 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

#16216813
125 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13510) - you deserved it (57280)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

#16067039
58 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
193 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

#15635122
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45056) - you deserved it (3298)

On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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