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my boss trew out te report I wrote 4 te board of directors. He said tat if it were legal , e'd smas me in te balls wit a brick 4 using Comic Sans. I ad to do te wole ting again in anoter font wit coworkers snickering at me. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a drty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today..!! I wore a tank top 4 the first time in a few years!! It turned out even worse than the last time!! I got insulted by several people over mah "Never say never" upper chest tattoo..!! which I got years ago..!! before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer"!! FML
Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML
Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML
Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML
Friday 27 March 2015