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Today looool , I had to awkwardly grab mah pink dildo after mah husband's friend askd what it was that mah dog was chewing on. mega FML

my boss trew out te report I wrote 4 te board of directors. He said tat if it were legal , e'd smas me in te balls wit a brick 4 using Comic Sans. I ad to do te wole ting again in anoter font wit coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (51133)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the beach, I noticd a plastic bag in the water. I wantd to do something good 4 a change, help protect the environment an get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (8421) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2014 at 12:28am - animals - by Muwz - Sent from mobile version

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

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138 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work in a library, I found a drty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 7:33pm - work - by TzarErik (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today..!! I wore a tank top 4 the first time in a few years!! It turned out even worse than the last time!! I got insulted by several people over mah "Never say never" upper chest tattoo..!! which I got years ago..!! before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer"!! FML

#21230914
179 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

TODAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORKING IN MAH BATHROOM. I HAVE THE SHITS. THE ONLY PLACE I COULD THINK TO GO WAS IN MAH CATS LITTER BOX. I'VE USED IT TWICE AND AM NOW CONTEMPLATING USING IT A THRD TIME. FML

#21220246
97 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Taday Fir The Third Time This Week, I Had To Clean Up After Someone Who Pissd Themselves In The Beer Aisle At The Grocery Store Where I Work!! FML

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69 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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66 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

#21185172
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (4980)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56am - kids - by kennyjhynes (man) - United States

Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML



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