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Today, on way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending wheel and flattening tre . After changing it and having to explain myself to furiou boss, I went back on that road in other car to take a picture of the pothole . While looking 4 it, I hit it again . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15270) - you deserved it (38236)

On 01/31/2013 at 6:34am - money - by Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace (man) - United States (California)

Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (2406)

On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia

my wardrobe door jammed and I couldn't change out into some nice cloths for my date. On the way there my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression I scuttled the rest of the way only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28927) - you deserved it (1993)

On 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cheesfactor (woman) - Bulgaria (Ruse)

Today, I made mah friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sizd nose attachd to them. They laughd hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because mah real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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