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by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
by johnnydoe6969 / 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by alliez108 / 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
by tnh / 11/17/2011 at 12:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
by Stalked / 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 3:31am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time… Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about… Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last…