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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1506
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About beckyxD : Hi, I'm Cloe (: That's all you need to know ^_^

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

#18927532
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (2741)

On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
210 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

#18679153
150 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (27571)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (27571)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7875) - you deserved it (34868)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18036) - you deserved it (27537)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
291 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
124 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

#18474670
214 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42108) - you deserved it (5129)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States



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